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Off Topic Snobs, why?

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  1. Leo Billy

    Leo Billy Well-Known Member

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    Just been in a pub for a quick couple of peronis and a burger with my lass and bairn.(currently at a hotel in Cheshire for her birthday)

    the table next to us, the fella is about 60, his lass about 50, you’ve got to remember this is just a normal pub… they ordered a bottle of wine, waitress come overs and they say “well when are you going to pour it for us?” The lass walks off and when she returns “we managed to pour it ourselves thank you very much, we’re from London by the way”

    morale of this is why are people genuinely snobby? I honestly can’t ****ing stand them, what makes them so entitled?

    the conclusion: I couldn’t wait to get back to Newcastle.
     
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  2. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Generally speaking the richer you are in London the bigger the twat you are
     
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  3. ToonArmy1892

    ToonArmy1892 Well-Known Member

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    Cos they are dickheads.
     
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  4. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    They don’t have any class and make up for it by being crass.
     
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  5. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    I don’t understand snobs. I was sat in the Earl last week with some lads from our forums and I was disgusted….:
     
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  6. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Well that rules out Poster Boy then.

    <whistle>
     
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  7. Leo Billy

    Leo Billy Well-Known Member

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    Honestly I wish the waitress asked if she should wipe their arse to go with the wine
     
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  8. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    I’m from Ashington and have an annual income of more than £20. Call me snobby all day long <laugh>
     
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  9. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    speak for yourself :emoticon-0173-middl :emoticon-0183-swear
     
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  10. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Is that how you can afford the alphabet potato chips? Snob!
     
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    That’s it Fat Boy, you spell it out to him….what do you mean you were just taking the P’s??
     
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    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I thought you were always complaining about your low teacher's salary?
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    southern ****s.
     
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  14. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    This
     
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  15. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Uncultured Northern slobs, if you bring a bottle of wine to a table you should always offer to pour.
     
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  16. Magdad

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    I have a mate that lives down south and drinks spiced rum out a sippy cup. Who’s uncultured now? <laugh>
     
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  17. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    I know a grown man who still eats alphabet chips.
     
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    Come on, be fair. Obi asked you not to tell anyone about that.

    <doh>
     
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  19. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    It's snobby, but they also do have a point, albeit they've expressed it in the most ****erish way possible.

    Ie when you get a bottle of wine from a restaurant, hotel etc, the waiter is supposed to give you a small amount first for you to try and get your approval, then pour it for you. Just dumping it on the table seems a bit off from the waitress tbh.
     
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  20. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    That happens to check for corkage. If there is no cork then there is no need.
     
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