Off Topic How Are You Celebrating Brexit Day ?

Everton V Palarse;

86 minutes, Ademola Lookman provides the superb assist to help put Everton 1 up!!
And now it's 2-0

 

Ronaldo is God here in Madeira. It's not advisable to mention the rape accusation. He has a fantastic villa just down from us, but our view is better, we're higher up.

 

I hear they do a nice cake.

 

Madeira honey cake gave me indigestion last night.

 

More likely caused by you spending two Euros...

 

I asked for cod and chips, 'she' said she was going to give me a battered sausage.

I'm a happy Elf tonight.

 

That almost makes sense ...

 

There you go @AllHellLetLoose, make new friends away from the keyboard

 

We won’t be hearing much from Elfs today.

I understand that he has found a new friend, & they are currently discussing beer mat collections on the way to Salford

 

Can you still drink beer on trains?.... If so I doubt Elf will get much further than Watford Junction (perhaps MK) before he is incoherent

 

Yes...and correct

 

Excellent game at Park View Road. A 3-1 win for the Wings.

 

There is no bigger cheat in British football than Wilfried Zaha.

That penalty today

Amazed the referees still fall for it [no pun intended...]

#uglycheat

 

My friend is normal and does not collect beer mats, or photos of pubs he has drunk in. My friend went to Rochdale as he needed some time away from me.