Off Topic How Are You Celebrating Brexit Day ?

Would you like one of these, Elfs? I have a spare.

 

Thanks for the offer mate but just pulled out my non-league badge hats and have it.

If you have any others please get in touch.

 

Get a room you two

@Ponders Revisited @baraettmattesvensson

 

…… non-league badge hats

and people wonder where we get the reputation for being train spotters from

 

Gotta put 'em somewhere to look at. Until IKEA com up with a non league badge display caes a hat sounds like fun. Till you try and go through a metal detector or walk around in the hat.

 

You may mock but the different hats I have make it easy to find if I have a badge or not.

The badges are also pinned on in alphabetical order.

 

I keep all my badges in a Tupperware tub.

Do you only want badges from clubs you've actually visited?

I have a massive collection of pennants, all of which were collected on my travels. I wouldn't want any from clubs that I haven't physically been to.

 

If Elf only had badges from clubs he paid the full admission to then this would be a very small collection indeed

 

I only collect badges from clubs I have visited.

There are a few I need from the 500+ grounds I have done.

You should get a pinboard and stick them on that.....or a hat.

 

Apparantly you have a small collection.

 

His bobble hat would look like @ForestHillBilly one in that case - threadbare

 

Why do you never wear these hats to our games you silly bugger ?

All we can see is your white mane.

 

Because the hat weighs almost as much as you.

 

You've got a hat that weighs 10 stone

 

I got it in Norway. Any time I've bought one in this country, after 5minutes it slides up my head and comes to a point, making me look ever sillier than normal.

 

You were more than that when you were born.

 

Fvck off yer midget....I ran for a black cab the other day.

 

As you know, The Mod on here doesn't allow politics ....but our resident liberal luvvie @ForestHillBilly must have spluttered into his scotch broth when he read Donald Trump's latest comments about climate change

As the Prez rightly says....the "climate could change back again" and the scientists are "politically motivated"

I the Donald

 

but he's madder than Elf?

 

Unlike you Trump is not wumming. He actually believes this. He believes he can bend reality to his own will just be commanding it to be so.