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Snakey Wid Ye?

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Got her snake "stuck" in her ear. Maybe if she could train it to lick the farter while giving you a BJ it would be a Wid.

    Please insert as many trouser snake comments as necessary.
     
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  2. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I adder already.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Haha I was in the middle of taipan that when you replied. Too fast for me, Mick
     
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    Couldnae give a toss about the reptile however the studs and the ****ty hairdo mean it's my first refusal on the many delightful young (and more 'experienced') charmers featured on this thread!
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Would you not rattle that naw?
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ****in mess of her. An I hate tattoos. Categorically naw.
     
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    Where's yer pun ya bum?
     
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  8. GroveRanger

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    I Wid but she'd have to Asp nicely.
     
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    On second, third or tenth thoughts possibly would give her one up The Cleopatra after a week on the lash in Koln or Munchen. She is after all someone's daughter or mother!
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Charming. You have to let everyone know am ****e at puns. Good day, sir.
     
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  11. Mick O'Toon

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    Has reptile dysfunction.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    An you can **** off anaw.
     
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    You mean after a couple of Kraits of beer?
     
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    Had to look this up; f*****n' dummkopf!
     
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    Funny, I'd better Viper the tears away!
     
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    Think I'll stick to chugging the one eyed *****ose!
     
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    Get Ser-pants aff!

    Nah?

    Anyone?
     
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    Kaa1.jpg
     
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    Boom! (slang)
     
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