Snakes & Ladders Cartoon

Think we can all agree that this sums up the situation quite nicely:

 

The Serpent! Lambert and Rodgers two more vipers for the nest!

 

I propose that henceforth, just as Roeder is known as The Rodent, Lambert shall be The Serpent.

I wonder what sort of animal will come next?

 

I have loads Weasel, Rat, Hydra, Behemoth Lee Payne Holt's agent is know as the Parasite. I was at the bar in my local going on a massive tirade about this situation to my mates only to notice the pub had gone silent landlady 'I take it you don't like Paul Lambert at the moment?''And Grant ****ing Holt!' I snarled back.

 

Doesn't sum it up at all, Lambert has hit a snake and gone back 20 spaces.

 

(That I think is the general concensus)