Was out last night for the home leg of my mates stag do. Mates got on the phone and had him a stripper down within half an hour. Eastern European bird with no tits, jumped all over for 5 mins then darted out. He said she must have raced down because she was ****in honking, ha ha. He said when she was crawling all over him he was near gagging witht he smell of B.O. Total waste of £90.
she'd probably just finished getting her minge filled for the past 12 hours by 48 blokes (one every 15 mins) and headed straight to. no wonder she pong'ed a bit