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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Following @Stan smacking kids

    smacking bitches



    Is it really wrong these days to smack some bird?



    Yes, yes , it is but ffs, how does one control?

    Equal rights seems to be only one way...

    I put it now, sometimes theirs no stopping an evil bitch swinging a bottle but a right hook.


    Evil sluts ob the piss are harder work than blokes.

    You can't even kick them in the nuts to put them down.


    Best best, take their bottle, and ....well... aye


    Equal rights and all that.

    end off the day, we want a ****, not a fight

     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Depends on what they've done, I knocked a girl spark out once but she was trying to hit me with a bottle.
     
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    ^
    Much rather put up with all this than face my wifes cooking. LOL.
     
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    State should not tell you how to discipline your own children.

    Stop abuse yes, but nothing wrong with a smacked arse when required.

    Wet wipes north of the border and soon to follow down here.
     
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  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Wrong thread. :biggrin:
     
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  6. Tobes

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    Maybe not :emoticon-0126-nerd:
     
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  7. Sweats

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    About 10 years ago when I was with my ex, she went bat shot crazy at me and threw a few punches at me. Nearest thing to me was a silk tie. I smacked her round the face with it and she started crying. Tried to console her as felt guilty then the **** punched me again. So whipped her in the face with it. Needless to say I told her to **** off and marry someone else and she promptly did. The daft **** had a sprog then tried to get back together with me.
     
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  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    the language and bitterness is worse in birds these days.

    some are just scary.
     
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  9. Spurlock

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    Pinned a bitch up against the wall once from her throat and slowly squeezed her neck...didn’t hit her just like strangled her...difference
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    that's a mere tiff these days.
     
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  11. Spurlock

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    She went a bit blue but I didn’t hit her
     
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  12. Commachio

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    maybe she was just cold...They don't wear much, so a slight chill inthe air can cause their temperature to drop quickly.
     
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  13. Sweats

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    <laugh>

    I did that too with a bird I lived with in mid 00’s. Her dad was ex SAS he used to go on assassination missions into Northern Ireland. At the point I was with her he was a retired chief inspector. Scary ****er he was. The stories he used to tell were mental. I grabbed her round the throat one night then **** myself in case I got murdered.
     
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