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Discussion in 'Portsmouth' started by PlayUpPompeyFanJake, May 11, 2011.

  1. PlayUpPompeyFanJake

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    :confused: There seems to be no new updates today on The News website.

    Not a single new update... No new news, or the "journalists" just not bothered to turn up to work? :afro:
     
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  2. devonFRATTONiser

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    They don't call it The Snooze for nothing <whistle>
     
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    As I'm typing this reply, there is apparently someone running along Goldsmith Avenue, carrying a sack full of roubles towards Fratton Park.

    I can't say much more, due to the fact I am currently under surveillance, and may have to stop typing in the next few minutes..................
     
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  4. bladderball

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    "running along Goldsmith Avenue"..... Is he 'Rushin'?
     
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  5. Wooperts_duck

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    Might well be bladderball, but there again, how much does a Greek urn ? :confused:
     
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  6. devonFRATTONiser

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    I'm not sure if Mick, the site owner will find these type of comments amusing - and you don't want to make a maltese cross:emoticon-0145-shake
     
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    Piebacca Well-Known Member

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    Could be they're just thrashing out the final details.
     
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  8. Tekkersaurus Rex

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    Or playing tiddlywinks...

    cos I know that's what I'd be playing if I was them! Or maybe they actually are having a first to 10 rounds between chanrai and antonov to determine how much they pay. The number of rounds chanrai wins by is the number of millions more PFC will cost, and vice versa. With Lampitt doing horseracing-style commentary! HA!

    You can tell its been a slow day at work too...
     
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  9. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    No need to wash our dirty Lenin in public.
     
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    Excellent ! :laugh:
     
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  11. pompeymeowth

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    Half spoon!
     
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