.... if only there was a story about a gay bank chairman who is also a Methodist minister getting caught buying loads of charlie and crystal meth for an orgy he was planning ... allegedly. http://youtu.be/Na_0gLWdJvs http://youtu.be/8VsH74Lr6QA
In other slow news, the Snails Slugs and Sloths popular front have announced that they're stepping up* their campaign of hindrance and frustration attacks in order to alert the world to the lunacy of hurry sickness which is especially pervasive in 'great' cities like London where everybody specialises in meeting themselves coming backwards and convincing themselves that they're living a wonderful life. *Slugs and Snails have one foot each
