You could always leave, there's nothing keeping you here. People who can't capitalise proper nouns is one of my pet hates.
Louis van hhhkkkkkaal I believe is the way to say it. If you haven't covered the person you're talking in spit you haven't done it right.
Every time they mention his name on Sky Sports News it makes me look up from my work. Since I'm only half listening all I hear is "Hull" (said in a southern way), I look up and it's an item on Man Utd.... Anyone else having that problem?