I'm all for 'em ****ing superb sleep last night, unbroken. Must be the first time in about 3 years. I'll be riflin through J-Celtic's handbag later on to snatch a couple more of them bad boys.
Valium works better than anythin (apart from rohypnol) slept for 12 hours on tuesday night. Cure hangovers aswell. Best thing ever invented
I'd use valium after a session, what a gorgeous little pill. Didn't take a beer yesterday and I had a sleepin tablet handy. Wonderful.
That sounds good tommy I can't sleep for ****, never been able to sleep a full night. Woke up about 1am, had a piss & quick game of Football manager on the PSP & went back to sleep. Woke again about 4am but this time the mrs woke up too, she checked her phone & started shouting at me as I was sitting up in bed eating some cheddars & watching The Bill. Had to ****ing rewind it because of all her moaning which meant I was awake longer!!
No ,those "fact-sheets " just dont warn you about side-effects such as waking up in a suburb of Bristol, with a pink feather boa `round your neck, a plunger up your ass and three days facial hair growth when you know for sure you shaved an hour before you went out last night...or was it really last night, err , that happened to a friend of mine , yup , a good friend warned me about that kind of thing.phew.
i had a friendly chat one time with a lovable psychopath i know who told me he woke up in a roundabout covered in blood and that to this day he wonders if he was responsible for a random murder that was all about the booze though
**** it, I'm goin on the razzle and neckin a few of them in the pub, see what happens. She'll be alright, the doctor will sort her out.
please tell me it was a road roundabout and not the kind of roundabout you find in a childrens playground ??????
I once woke up in my bed with all my clothes on, shoes & all. My right arm was in severe pain, I had cuts all over my hands & my shoes were completely red I was expecting a knock on the door & get a nick for killing some ****!!! Found out a few hours later from some pals that they were in a taxi going back to a house after the club & saw some crazy **** rugby tackling the rubbery bollards in the road They looked out & it was me & one of our other pals!! Apparently I'd told my mate you can dive at them & they bounce back up, he didn't believe me so I showed him........& the bollard came flying off Thats why my arm was hurting & I had cuts all over my hand. The red on my shoes I worked out to be tomato sauce from a hotdog I had!!
when someone tells you there's a good chance he's murdered someone with his bare hands you tend not to ask them to ellaborate now i think about it about 3 years after this i bumped into this guy again and had another fun chat where he'd covered a guy he didnt like in dust and pebbles on a live firing exercise by firing rounds into rocks near by him; "i didnt like him and i'd heard a rumour that if you kill someone with a ricochet its not murder" lovely guy though
