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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Jul 5, 2018.

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  1. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    It’s unbearable in my opinion.
     
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    Matth_2014, Jul 5, 2018
  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Get a fan.
     
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  3. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    I thought you were his number one fan?

    Ba-doom tsh!
     
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    Libby, Jul 5, 2018
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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  5. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    I don’t have one.
     
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    Matth_2014, Jul 5, 2018
  6. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Thread of the year this.

    Welsh virgin in hot in summer shocker
     
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    Commachio, Jul 5, 2018
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  7. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Go buy one then FFS!
     
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    luvgonzo, Jul 5, 2018
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  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    You must be proud to be welsh?
     
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    Commachio, Jul 5, 2018
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  9. DerekTheMole

    DerekTheMole Well-Known Member

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    This thread is unbearable.
     
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    DerekTheMole, Jul 5, 2018
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  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Probably the nicest possible way of putting it.
     
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    Commachio, Jul 5, 2018

  11. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Fill a hot water bottle with cold water to put your feet on.... remember to put the plug in <ok>
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Sleep in front of the refrigerator, but make sure to leave the door open.<ok>
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, Jul 5, 2018
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    He's up North mate, different breed. (soz Mrs luv)
     
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  14. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    Ask Cristiano to move up
     
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    CFC: Champs £launderx17, Jul 5, 2018
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  15. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    I’m not gay you bellend. Piss off.
     
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    Matth_2014, Jul 5, 2018
  16. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    Have a Spliff...might help you sleep
     
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    Lovearsenalcock, Jul 5, 2018
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  17. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Don't wear your Gorilla costume to bed, that will help to keep you cooler.
     
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    PINKIE, Jul 5, 2018
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  18. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Sleeping in the heat is bearable.

    Dancing in the street is not.

     
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    Treble, Jul 5, 2018
  19. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Amazing how those two relatively ugly men managed to shag so many birds. Also didn't they have sex with each other once ?
     
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    PINKIE, Jul 5, 2018
  20. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    No, it was with @Milk of Panama <whistle>
     
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    Treble, Jul 5, 2018
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