Last night my bird woke up at about 3 complaining of an earache, conversation went as follows; Her - My ear is really sore Me - Do you want me to get you a paracetamol? Her - Very funny Me - What is? Her - They're nutty professors She's got a habit of sleep walking as well. In the past she's pissed in her sisters underwear drawer, and last year she walked into her grans bedroom (when she stayed there) complaining of being too cold, making her gran get her a blanket and hot water bottle She has no memory of doing either Anyone else got funny stories of what you have done, or others have done in their sleep? Gambol - we all know you were fully conscious when you soiled the couch
Her couch. Proud of it, too. The ex missus was always talking in her sleep. You could hold a conversation with her. More often than not it would be utter nonsense like inisisting I have to eat the dinner she's making or telling me how great Irn Bru pillows are.
I often get woken up in the middle of the night by ladyrogueleader - who is clearly still asleep - to be told something like " yes its that purple one over beside the ( non-existant ) fireplace ".
The first time I took cocodamol my brother came into my room to tell me to take the bin out. I was completely out of it, but he said I sat up bolt upright and started having a conversation with him, then just lay back down and closed my eyes I can't remember it at all but he said he was close to calling an ambulance When I was 15 or 16 I remember waking myself up by shouting "toilet" at the top of my voice **** knows why I shouted that My missus has put a pizza in the oven as well sleep walking after a night shift. I was out playing football at the time, came back to the flat filled with black smoke and a pizza the size of a digestive biscuit in the oven
Ah, the old purple headed snake coming down the fireplace. I'll need to consult my dream book to see what that means, but pretty sure you should be worried.
My burd flipped out having a dream a few weeks ago. She went ****ing schizo claiming I was trying to strangle her cos I wanted her dead. The neighbours must have thought I really was killing her with her screams of 'murder, murder' as she punched **** out me. No recollection of it at all come morning. The scratch marks on me were my proof it happened Trouble is I actually could have been trying to strangle her in my sleep and have no recollection of it.
Purple headed snake coming out an air-con unit = going to get raped in a few days Purple headed snake coming out a radiator = cancer I thought I had my book with me (usually take it everywhere) but it's in my manbag Pretty sure I looked up fireplace before and it meant you have aids.
You reminded me of something that happened to me. I was dreaming that she had died and I kinda woke up and saw her lying next to me and started screaming. That woke her up and she leapt up and started screaming. That freaked me out completely and she ran out to get her sister who was staying with us. The two of them were ****ting themselves and came back in to calm me down
My bird dreamt that I was pumping another bird and was in a rager of a mood with me all day Also, do all your stories involve people ****ting themselves?
You people are weird. Last night I dreamt I was shagging a huge whale-like woman who had several blowholes for vaginas.
**** sake! Were you screaming because that ruined your chances of becoming a necrophiliac? I'd have been raging!
Nothing oddly erotic about that. it's just erotic. Would have been hotter if she was dead and her sister was into that two though.
