Skype watching you ****

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19012415

So Skype said they will hand over data to the police if they see certain things in their chat system but have denied that their recent upgrade involves passing audio and video from peoples computers?

I don't buy it, I'm convinced they have hours upon hours of the likes of Tina, overweight men in womens underwear and smeared lippy, tugging their wire.

So next time you go for a spank, just think, those bastards at Skype are all probably sitting around laughing at you pulling your O Face.

 

Have you been watching me, you dirty bastard

 

Ah have

 

And wid ye?

 

Of course

 

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That collar looks a bit tight.

Also, strange collection of pics you have to hand.

Something you're trying to tell us, big stuff?

 

Clean yer hoose. It's a ****in tip.

 

I did today. Tune in later and you'll see skidless cushions on my sofa

 

Tune in after that and ye won't

 

Are you a serial sofa ****er?

 

Aye. It's ma thing. I get a pleasure out of knowing other people are sitting on my **** that they so desperately failed to get out of their soft goods.

It gies me a ****in right rocky.

 

A rocky? you off out with P. Fuddy tonight?

 

Aye. Left work at about 3:30 and am at hers now supposedly 'working' on my lappy

Rocky enters Fuddy very soon.

Well, after ma dinner.