Skylarker!!!

I would like to order some humble pie please good sir! On the plus side, we stay 4th unless we get absolutely rogered!

 

Skylarker! Front and center kiddo!

 

You guys played well today. Good to see Gerrard back (and proving why he is one of the best around)

 

Hello my Geordie friend.

The pie will be freshly made by 'Skylarkers Bakeries' and delivered to you in person.

Would you like the bitter-lemon cheesecake with that or would you rather wait till tomorrow after your match to make your final order?

Good luck tomorrow by the way as I'm nearly out of lemons.

Cheers mate

 

I fear if we get roundly destroyed tomorrow, a spotted dick would be more appropriate! I dislike lemons nor am I a fan of cheesecake!

 

Ok I'll knock up something special for you.

I personally think you may win with Cayabe running the show. Good luck anyway mate..