Off Topic Skylarker

Why is he leaving, What happened.

 

There’s more than one thread about it already, we don’t need another one, try reading them ffs.

 

He hasn't left. He is on the Newcastle board playing Dungeons and Benders.

 

He hasn't left, he just wanted time out to play chess with Spurcock and making diagonal moves the Bishop.

 

FFS Matth.

 

That ****er mod Brb wanted to be popular on the GC board so he came on the PL board and decided to go after Sky. He did the same with Highburyal.

Now he is allowed to suck dick on the GC board. It will be someone else's turn soon enough to be targeted when GC start to rip the piss out of Brb, as usual

 

So, three Skylarker threads on the first page.

Sky will no doubt be chuffed to know he's the new HIAG.

 

You're next jaffa cake, im going to dip my orange bit into your chocolate coating.

 

... wonder if he'll notice

 

If his arse is as big as his fat fingers i doubt it!

 

Get lost, Matth.

No one appreciates your wummery

 

How is he Wumming? What’s wrong with you?

 

That could take a while

 

He's spat the dummy apparently Matth. I don't know why either, and can't be arsed to look through ****loads of threads for the one where the Scouse geezer acts the tart. I'm on nights, and I'm still not that bored

Or maybe @brb OD'd on Tramadol and WKD cocktails, and banned him for no reason. Such things do happen, it seems.

 

Obviously with the meds there is always the illusion that Skygrasser asked me to ban him, even though it all seemed so real. There is also the possibility he is fine upstanding citizen and not the sort of guy that would spit his dummy out and grass at all.

I may have to accept that telling the difference between dreams and reality is difficult for me a bit like a Liverpool team ever winning the Prem.

Maybe grasser never flounced off and is just having a rest from the forum due to his heavy workload as a hard working Scouser.

He also seems the sort of guy that wouldn't lurk in the shadows as a sock, like a coward. When he's gone he is gone. No buy one get one free in this scenario, Sky is not HiaG and HiaG is not Sky that bit he's just plain old lovable rouge Grasser.

Anyway hope that all puts things right, im off now to dip my little orangey bit into Spurcock.

 

Be easier if you just said

'I hold my hands up, I fukt it up'

 

Tramadol and Vodka is not a good mix, been there, tried it.
Was ****ing horrible. Best avoid ALL alcohol when taking the Mamma Tramma's.

 

If baiting is fooking up, then yes, i fooked up, but he's still a grass

 

From reading through all the ****, Brb took it upon himself to start wumming Sky.
Sky had a snowflake moment.
Did he actually think people were believing Brb when brb was saying he and HIAG were the same person?

Not really sure why Brb took it upon himself to start ripping the piss out of poor Sky though.
But really Sky should have just played along or ignored it instead of having a HIAG style hissy fit.
I think it was obvious to everyone, bar maybe Metth, that brb was ****ing around, no one ACTUALLY believed Sky and HIAG were the same

 

.. more or less what I said ... and since pics of both have found their way onto the forum ... one voluntarily, one via a Succubus ... the two could not be mistaken for each other ..

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