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Sky Sports... wtf?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Heavy Metal Toon, Aug 20, 2011.

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  1. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Where do they get their stats from?

    Pre-match they were comparing players, and apparently Shola ameobi is 75kg and Colo is 78kg?

    75kg is around 11 and half stone.

    There's no way Shola is only 11 1/2 stone and he certainly doesn't weigh less that Colo...<doh>

    Shola must be at least 14 stone, i'd estimate 15 tbh. 6ft 3, Shoulders like a ****ing Gorilla, legs like a pit bulls.

    Apparently Colo weights more than Tiote, Cattermole and Shola...

    I know it's not a big deal but they should pick their stats out of somewhere else other than their arses.

    EDIT - SORRY IT'S NOT SKY SPORTS, BUT WHAT EVER SPORTS CHANNEL IT WAS, THEY PULL STATS FROM THEiR ARSES
     
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  2. Masanari

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    You should see what they are on FM I'd imagine they will be more or less accurate.
     
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  3. Oh Titus She Said No

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    FM has Shola at 77kg
    & Colo at 78kg
     
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  4. Heavy Metal Toon

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    That's complete ****e. I'm a slim bloke and 3 inches smaller than Shola and i'm 12 stone and around 77kg.
     
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  5. Chappaz

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    15 stone? <laugh>

    He's a lean athlete man Tash. Even bodybuilders with ****ing HUGE muscles struggle to reach 15 stone.

    11-12 sounds about right.
     
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  6. Heavy Metal Toon

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    He must be hollow on the inside then. Colo weight more than Shola? Christ sake. Sorry i dont believe Shola is only that weight.
     
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  7. Beatski

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    well apparently "The weight of donkeys ranges up to 570 pounds" so Shola could weigh quite a lot
     
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  8. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Sorry i refuse to believe that me and Shola are the same weight.
     
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  9. Arfa's Left Foot

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    If you're only 6 foot... and weigh the same as Shola... you're a fat **** mate ;)
     
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  10. AH

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    Beat me to it <laugh>
     
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  11. Heavy Metal Toon

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    rofl **** you. I weigh 12 stone which i realize is around 75kg.

    I have a flat chest and a flat stomach.
     
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  12. Heavy Metal Toon

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    So does this mean Colo and Saylor are fat ****s then? They weigh 78kg lol.
     
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  13. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Saylor is 6 foot 2. He is proportioned. Colo's hair weighs 5kg alone.
     
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  14. Leon Bessi

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    and me
     
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  15. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Saylor is 184cm mate, which is 6ft and 1cm.

    Colo is 183cm.
     
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  16. Cal.

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    Shola is only 6'1" to 6'2" depending on your source, but 75kg does sound low for him. I'd guess he's actually over 80kg, but not the 95kg you said...
     
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    <whistle>
     
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  18. Heavy Metal Toon

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    nice editing ;)
     
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  19. Cal.

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    184cm is 6'0.44"
     
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  20. AH

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    Is this any help, Tash?
     
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