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SKY SPORTS BREAKING NEWS!! Jose going!!

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  1. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    SSN breaking news: Sky Sources understand Liverpool have agreed a fee worth £6m for Newcastle left back Jose Enrique.

    ****!!
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Feb 24, 2011
  2. aginairrr

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    So we sign a player for £6 million rapidly improve him and sell him for the same amount?!? This better be a ****ing joke!!!!
     
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  3. The Secret Ingredient

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  4. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Oh yeah, SSN. The fountain of all ****ing Knowledge.

    SSN - **** STIRRING NACKERS.

    We wouldn't sell him for 6 million, not even Ashley is that ******ed, especially seeing as we could be getting an offer from United for 15 million. I don't know if that's true, but it comes from the same bullshit sources that SSN's.
     
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  5. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    Currently on SKY Sports Website and have SKY Sports News on and see no mention of this he's winding u up.
     
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    Rafa's Championship Party, Feb 24, 2011
  6. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Feb 24, 2011
  7. Heavy Metal Toon

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    If this is just a wind up article, it'll be interesting if he gets the same type of responses that i do.
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Feb 24, 2011
  8. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    You ****ing cock.

    Lets all do a Libya and protest outside his house
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Feb 24, 2011
  9. tommytoonAA

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  10. DannyGooTree

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    Leazes, your an arsehole! I nearly shat myself!
     
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    DannyGooTree, Feb 24, 2011

  11. Spiderman-Mask

    Spiderman-Mask Well-Known Member

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    Badger you fiend. lets get him! Tash you hold him down. I'll work on the upper body, cbrad you work on the lower regions...
     
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  12. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Kinky
     
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  13. overseasTOON

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    I have some insight into the deal (met Kenny at Boyzone) and it's £6 million per leg, £3 million per arm, £1 million for the head and £500,000 per pubic hair that ends up in the shower drain over a five year contract.

    Lenny wants to shave off the last stipulation.
     
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  14. Son of a pitch

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    Bastard... 1% of me believed that <laugh>. Coincidentally that 1% was my hair, I look like Fabricio now.
     
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  15. Son of a pitch

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    Is that the Laddergoat guy?
     
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  16. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Nooo tie him to a chair and make him watch the worst film ever made. Glitter or the one with Brittany Spears init
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Feb 24, 2011
  17. Leon Bessi

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    you gobshite.


    I was ****ing worried.
     
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    Leon Bessi, Feb 24, 2011
  18. Spiderman-Mask

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    Goal 2?
     
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    Spiderman-Mask, Feb 24, 2011
  19. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    never seen Goal 2
     
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  20. Spiderman-Mask

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    Neither have I. I assume it's **** because he leaves Newcastle ;)
     
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    Spiderman-Mask, Feb 24, 2011
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