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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sucky, Feb 17, 2016.

  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    last 3/4days ive been getting an offline version of the site, if any at all?

    when i dont get the offline version i get.....

    Failed to get controller response and reroute to error handler (XenForo_ControllerPublic_FindNew::actionposts)
    An exception occurred: Can't connect to local MySQL server through socket '/var/lib/mysql/mysql.sock' (2) in /var/www/vhosts/not606.com/httpdocs/library/Zend/Db/Adapter/Mysqli.php on line 333

    1. Zend_Db_Adapter_Mysqli->_connect() in Zend/Db/Adapter/Abstract.php at line 315
    2. Zend_Db_Adapter_Abstract->getConnection() in XenForo/Application.php at line 719
    3. XenForo_Application->loadDb()
    4. call_user_func_array() in XenForo/Application.php at line 960
    5. XenForo_Application->lazyLoad() in XenForo/Application.php at line 991
    6. XenForo_Application::get() in XenForo/Application.php at line 1561
    7. XenForo_Application::getDb() in XenForo/Session.php at line 236
    8. XenForo_Session->__construct() in XenForo/Session.php at line 323
    9. XenForo_Session::getPublicSession() in XenForo/Session.php at line 257
    10. XenForo_Session::startPublicSession() in XenForo/Controller.php at line 291
    11. XenForo_Controller->_setupSession() in XenForo/Controller.php at line 304
    12. XenForo_Controller->preDispatch() in XenForo/FrontController.php at line 346
    13. XenForo_FrontController->dispatch() in XenForo/FrontController.php at line 134
    14. XenForo_FrontController->run() in /var/www/vhosts/not606.com/httpdocs/index.php at line 13
    whats occurring?
     
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  2. saintanton

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    That's a lot of stuff- all I get is a time-out error message.
    Complain to Mick- I'm sure he'll appreciate the input. <whistle>
     
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  3. Enricky.

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    It's the same for everyone, Mick is trying to sort it I think
     
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  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    ahh ok cheers ;)
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I thought the forum being down was part of the mafia tactics. I vote Mick.
     
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  6. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    So what's everyone been doing while the site is down?

    I've been on the clown forum.....

    http://www.clown-forum.com/forumdisplay.php?f=7

    I would suggest this as an alternative at times of site problems.

    Pros - They are clowns so friendly by nature & Tobes is banned.
    Cons - They will ban your ass for pissing about so be sneaky with your wumming.

    Recent threads.

    Krusty The Clown Hero or Pariah?
    Title says it all really.

    Advertising
    This thread questions the suitability of Russian dating sites on a clown forum.

    This post will be a thread on the PL Board so as to broaden the responses.
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Spying on you using binoculars.
     
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  8. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    The site owner Is currently processing minutes silence requests. <peacedove>
     
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  9. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Oh no a controversial post designed to get a reaction, what will we do?

    Group A - Will call you a **** and other such pleasant names.
    Group B - Will understand that you are a **** and therefore not worthy of a response.
    Group C - ...........Well I'm sure you get the point by now, well done on your post I hope you get lots of anger and venting from people so that you can chortle away at being so clever.
     
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Group C Isn't a group at all, how that 1 comment made you so cross is I will never know ? .
    Chill out man .<doh>
     
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  11. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    He's a bit lonely I think..His Mum ran off with the homeless guy down the street and the last open tin of dog food is empty...
     
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  12. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Been getting server error message with a little diagram/illustration of the link from my comp to the iso to the server ... first two are green for go, server is red for all ****ed up ... and the page has been trying to load in the address bar over and over and over again very fast
     
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  13. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    I'm like group D or some **** ... thought you was just being droll
     
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  14. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    What part of my post makes you think I'm cross? I was pointing out how predictable and boring your post was. I'm not cross at all, you just carry on with your day.
     
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  15. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    He seems to be very angry perhaps a little time out from the Internet would do him good ..
    He could go on a
    A. Nice walk in the park
    B. A cycle ride
    C. A walk around a museum
     
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  16. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    Errrrrr.....
     
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  17. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Or rewatch episodes of Jeremy Kyle like any sensible personage would do
     
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  18. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Anticipate thread closure in ...

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  19. DirtyFrank

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    My fault...didn't use reply at the appropriate time...
     
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  20. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    6 next , you're welcome. <ok>
     
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