That's very different and you know it. This forum isn't the place for discussing Tories and the House of Lords.
Anyway this Tory, this child molester and this Member of the House of Lords arrive at the Pearly Gates and St. Peter says only one of you can come in. Oh, **** it. Write the rest of the gag yourselves.
Yes, Ernie - old Callum got his thingys in a twist. It's not political; it's just a pile of plop. And the sooner we all realise it, the better things'll be.....