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Sing song at Wimbers today

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Aug 2, 2012.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    :emoticon-0159-music

    If ye want pumped aff a taig, raise yer hand.




    If ye want it in the arse, raise both hands



    If yer granny is a mong and yer daddy is a rapist.



    And you love the fenian boaby raise both hands


    :emoticon-0159-music


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  2. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Desperate stuff from timmy.
     
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  3. gas

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    Kate :emoticon-0115-inlov

    Ah don't need to say it.

    and her sister Pippa :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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  4. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I liked the picture and thought I'd compose something befitting of GC to go along with it.


    Oh, hang on.

    Were you at Brechin?


    Were you?

    Were you?

    Prove it. Where in Brechin is Glebe Park?

    What end were you in?

    Were you?
     
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  5. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Where's the roll call?
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ah, that famous Kafflick children's nursery rhyme.

    Tee, hee. Pwoppa nawty I am.
     
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  7. gas

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    Bib stop talking ****e and gis a description of yoursel slipping a length to the future queen <ok>
     
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  8. Chris-Gashead

    Chris-Gashead Well-Known Member

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    Man Id smash her face in big time <bighardon>
     
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  9. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    She's not a patch on Diana. <peacedove>
     
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  10. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Oh dear Lordy lordy, I would hurt her.

    I would properly endanger that poor lassie's chances of sitting down at any future coronation.

    I know it's contentious but I still mildly prefer Pippa to Kate but it's a mighty close run thing.

    Fair play to Oor Wullie.

    He's bagged something you would never tire of spraying jizz over.

    I bet her wee pert tits have really dark nipples.

    <backin5>
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Which patch? There's patches of Diana all over a Parisian tunnel.
     
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  12. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    tut tut.
     
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  13. Chris-Gashead

    Chris-Gashead Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>.
     
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  14. gas

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    Imagine a foursome, Kate & Pippa taking it in turns to suck you off while Camilla is sat on your face.

    <whistle>
     
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  15. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    The gold and silver medals are gobbling you up for aw their worth and the view you get is a wrinkly auld horse muff - tragic stuff.

    On the Princess Di bit, she was a fine looking woman sure enough. She was from an era that largely didnae trim the bush, though so it's worth reflecting that Camilla is more likely to have a shaved fanny than Diana was.
     
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  16. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    That's a fine piece of logic. <ok>
     
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  17. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Kate and Pippa are over rated. You see far better walking through the town fs.
     
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  18. simon_bhoy

    simon_bhoy Well-Known Member

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    i like kate

    banged her once actually...
     
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