If ye want pumped aff a taig, raise yer hand. If ye want it in the arse, raise both hands If yer granny is a mong and yer daddy is a rapist. And you love the fenian boaby raise both hands please log in to view this image
I liked the picture and thought I'd compose something befitting of GC to go along with it. Oh, hang on. Were you at Brechin? Were you? Were you? Prove it. Where in Brechin is Glebe Park? What end were you in? Were you?
Oh dear Lordy lordy, I would hurt her. I would properly endanger that poor lassie's chances of sitting down at any future coronation. I know it's contentious but I still mildly prefer Pippa to Kate but it's a mighty close run thing. Fair play to Oor Wullie. He's bagged something you would never tire of spraying jizz over. I bet her wee pert tits have really dark nipples. <backin5>
Imagine a foursome, Kate & Pippa taking it in turns to suck you off while Camilla is sat on your face.
The gold and silver medals are gobbling you up for aw their worth and the view you get is a wrinkly auld horse muff - tragic stuff. On the Princess Di bit, she was a fine looking woman sure enough. She was from an era that largely didnae trim the bush, though so it's worth reflecting that Camilla is more likely to have a shaved fanny than Diana was.