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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Mar 4, 2016.

  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Do you ever look at problems and see simple solutions?

    "Teachers complain about cheat watches in exams"
    - solution... Tell students not to wear watches? Why would they need one, there's always a big **** off clock in there...

    "Steve McClaren, overseas spending a fortune on attacking minded players. Serves up uninspired dross and loses nearly every match"
    - solution... Sack Steve? Awesome haircut though buddy <laugh>

    "Harry Potter and I cannot kill each other with wands..."
    - solution... ever heard of an acid bath Voldemort? Or just say something mean about him on Twitter.

    "JPF said something I disagree with so I am going to attempt to disrupt the board with fake profiles and send him beheaded images"
    - solution... Stop Mackems mating with butthurt vegetables <whistle>

    Any simple solutions you see out there?
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    JFP said something i disagree with.

    Call him a **** and get over it.
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh>.^^^^^^^^^ useless twat cant even get 3 letters in the correct order.


    FMT
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    This JFP sounds like a right twat. JFP OUT!
     
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    So the defendant turned to my client and said 'do you want to see my JFP'
     
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