Been reminded the last few days of some great wind ups I've been involved in or heard of the last few days.........all harmless but funny right enough. Used to be a pirate radio station by us called Silk City, was quite huge about 8 years ago when Speed Garage & funky house made a comeback in to the clubs. There was song in the charts at the time called Babycakes, a real cheesy, annoying ****ing song. Some **** was texting Silk City asking for this song but claiming to be my mate Keatley It got to a point where the DJ was saying on air "Listen Keatley, yeah. We don;t play that Babycakes & **** like that so stop texting and requesting it" Every ****er we knew would listen to the station & every **** was in bits as my mate is a bit of a nutcase & was ****ing raging Another great one was on a systems consultant npower contracted in because he was apparently an expert with this new system we had. At the time net messages were all the rage at work. Direct messages from PC to PC which appears as a pop up. This lad would send them to the guys pc with a message saying PLEASE REBOOT YOUR SYSTEM IMMEDIATELY, one day he had him about 5 times you could hear the guy tutting & trying to work out what was wrong with his computer
Guy who's moved to Paisley now was nicknamed Trigger & a pal used to put his number in the classified as selling a Snake tank, being a clown for kids parties, having a cravan for lease........ poor ****er couldn't work out wh yhe was getting all these calls
this lassie had an empty for 2 weeks so her maw had left her about 30 tins of food all different kinds. we took all the labels off. got the idea from FHM. was funny as ****. mmmm what will i have for lunch? sliced peaches on toast?
The best one my mates ever done was kinda unintentional We were sitting bored one day just phoning random companies in the yellow pages and bamming them up. Then my mate phoned a funeral directors and said "Hi There my names (and gave my other pals name). I'm gona top myself but I want to arrange the funeral for my family" So the guy on the phone said "Emm ok just give me your name and address and we'll send you a brochure" So he gave my mates name and address. Next thing my mate gets a phone call at work from his mum saying it's an emergency and he has to come home There was 2 cop cars at his door The funeral director had phoned the polis and said my mate was trying top himself He had to sit there for half an hour convincing the cops he wasny gona do himself in
We were in my mate's house one night and he fell asleep, aside from the usual mars bar down the back of his trunks and eyebrows shaven we phoned up some premium line Gay Chat and left the phone off the hook for about an hour. A few weeks later his ma and da call him in to the kitchen for a chat, sit him down at the table and ask him if he has anything he wants to tell them after waiving the itemised phone bill at him
found a phone in a club, dialled a porn chat line and left it behind a bin... Used to do the usual stuff like sign my mates up for gay personal sites etc even made up gay escort calling cards for my mate n left around town near the gay bars etc... Pretty sure that's how he got his new trainers!
Back when the tinternet was just invented I was an early adaptor. The head master of our school was a priest, now ****in cardinal of Ireland or something he is. I got his email address which was on the bottom of every piece of correspondence he ever sent and signed it up for every gay porn site's mailing list that I could find. Was funny at the time
