Off Topic Signature Loud Auction

Have you ever been habitually burned by the mighty JPF?

Do you crave revenge and have extra disposable benefits?

Do you occasionally like to stare at gorillas and touch your fun parts?

If the answer to all these questions is yes, I have an attractive proposition for you(which for once isn't 5ft tall and called Bobo)... And even if you aren't a Mackem, this is a once in a lifetime (not really) chance so please read on...

Since Ryan Taylor was humanly euthanized by our expert and caring Empathy Department (moonlighting also as catering staff, watch for the "Raylor burger", coming to paper hat wearing food wenches near you), I have wielded an out of date signature, and frankly since the site changed it makes no sense anyway....

So if you have an idea of what I should change my signature to, please submit an entry.

Rules:
1. If you submit a signature which is in no way upsetting to the very core of humanity, or WUMMISH, your entry is free.
2. If your entry is soul-destroying or a personal or team-based insult, you must bid for it. Also let's not attract BRB'S wrath.
3. The bid will be a pledge to any charity you wish, and the highest bidder will have me adorn this signature for at least the rest of the season.
4. In the event you are all nice, a winner will be selected by myself from the submitted entries.

 

Just don't put any porn pics up in your sig like Mr T pleass mate.

That aside what about....

'I have a shrine to ACS in my dungeon which I bow before daily with my yellow chino's on and a red wig'...?

Or am I revealing the results of my secret IP camera...