Sick Of Rumours - Here's the facts

1) We are not chasing Lionel Messi
2) Real Madrid are a slightly bigger club than Leeds
3) The transfer from palace to the reds, and sent back is wrong on every level and unfair.
4) Gus Poyet is Brighton's manager
5) Ticket prices are too high
6) gates are falling
7) GFH tell us **** all
8) Warnock is our manager and Adkins isn't.
9) We sign ****
10) We can't afford icing sugar, never mind putting it on the cake

 

11) Becchio has handed in a transfer request. Game over

 

12) David Haigh is actually David O'Leary in disguise. On the final day of the transfer window he will sign Bowyer, Kewell, Smith, Woodgate, Robinson and McPhail and install himself as manager. We will then play slightly less **** football than under Warnock.

 

13) What are we going to sing once Becchios gone

 

14 Who'll be left to sing it

 

on the plus side, low gates will mean lower policing costs, its not all bad

 

15) Bates gets a nice cut of Lucian's fee - No change there then

 

16) Good news for Leeds fans when you go to Elland Road you will get 2 seats for the price of 1
Soon to be 3

17) Mega-phone sales to increase in Leeds so you will be able to talk to the person sitting closest to you