Sick Jokes - may be offensive

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Right let's have your sick jokes in here please, I'll start.

Q. What has 26 breasts and 300 legs?








































































A: The Race for Life

 

What do you find in a bed that's 12 inches long, stiff and makes women cry?........


Cot-death.

 

thats class.

 

Statistacally, 9/11 Americans won't get this

 

What's short, shiny and makes girls want to have sex?


David Goodwillie's pen-knife.

 

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?

The Windows Shutdown sound plays.

Final thought.................

.........If I enter Stephen Hawking against his will, am I a rapist or a hacker?

 

What does spinach and anal sex have in common?

If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.

 

Very gud

 

Some randon woman stopped me in the town last week and started telling me a joke.

It had all the ingredients of a good joke, child abuse, incestual rape, tears and suffering, but I didn't understand the punchline.

Something about £2 a month....

 

why is maddie so ugly?

cos a poured acid on her face

 

**** sake nev

 

Harsh as ****....like it

 

News from Egypt - 10,000 troops have entered Jordan

She said "They were better than Alex Reid"

 

Im at my desk at work - crying here! Brilliant 10/10

 

It's the sickest joke I know. The other one I heard was:

Q: What's warm and cuddly at night but cold and clammy in the morning?

A: Cot-death.

 

oh no .... lol

 

Don't think your man was too impressed with that joke....

 

Whats the best thing about shagging a 3 year old girl? Turn her over and its like shagging a 3 year old boy!!

 

Belter!!