Sick as a parrot.....

A woman goes to the doctors complaining of severe abdominal pains.

" It's absolute agony doctor, I'm sure there's something wrong with my aviaries "

Doctor replies " You mean ovaries "

" No, my aviaries "

" I'm sure you must mean your ovaries "

" I definitely mean my aviaries doctor "

Doctor says " Well, no matter, let me give you a thorough examination "

After about 30 minutes the doctor removes the rubber gloves and says " I've had a good look around and can't find anything wrong, however I agree about the aviaries, there's definitely been a cock or two up there "