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Should we be scared of Artificial Arse Cheeks?

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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    MIA Maffia's dreams of having an arse the size of Kim Kardashian's were crushed when her implants burst and she suffered a dangerous infection. But the 23-year-old size eight model from Leeds would not let her near-death experience keep her from the "bubble but'" she's dreamed of.

    And after having a second operation to have the implants put in at the Beau Care clinic in Belgium, she has vowed to be the first woman to have surgery to enlarge both her bum and hips. Mia, who has already spent £10,000 on surgery, said: "I’m already so happy with my new bum, but having a sexy set of hips will make my figure look even better."

    Mia started on her quest for a curvier figure by wearing padded underwear. But when she found out about bum augmentation surgery, like all dimwitted bimbos she knew she had to have it. She decided to travel to Belgium for the op as it was much cheaper than having the procedure in the UK. Mia said: "The first time I had the surgery on my bum, the surgeon examined me and measured me up and said I would need bum implants of 350cc, only 5cc bigger than my breast implants. The glamorous model was desperate for a rounder bum but was told that implants about the size of a CD and two inches thick were the biggest she could have.

    "Travelling home from Belgium had been a nightmare because it was impossible to sit and put any real weight on my bum. "I found myself waiting an hour to catch both trains, feeling weak and lying on the platform on my front just to rest and feel comfortable. "Then on the tenth day after my operation, I woke up from an afternoon nap after taking painkillers to feel my mattress was absolutely wet all the way through.

    "I didn’t think I’d wet the bed, so couldn’t understand what was going on until I put my hand underneath me. "It was then I discovered the litres of blood and pus oozing out of me. "I tried to move but it was impossible, so I called an ambulance who took me to Leeds Royal Infirmary. "I begged with the ambulance crew, 'please don’t let them take my implants out, anything but that,' but they told me that my implants had ruptured and I may not have a choice. "They were right. Doctors told me that to save my life, my implants had to come out."

    Despite the seriousness of her situation Mia was determined to try again ignoring the advice from concerned friends and family. She said: "My friends told me it wasn’t worth the risk but I was determined to have the implants and didn’t listen. In December 2014, after saving up the money again, she travelled back to Belgium to have the surgery for the second time.

    "I knew how much happier my life will be if I had a nice round bum like Kim’s and now, I couldn’t be happier.
    "Now I plan to travel to Mexico to be the first woman EVER to have both surgeries."

    And the ambitious 23-year-old thinks it'll be great for her career too. Mia said: "It’ll be great for my modeling career too. I can’t wait to get started on my Mexican adventure."It might sound extreme but having a brilliantly sculpted body is worth risking my life for because life without the figure I want wouldn’t be worth living anyway."

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    What a waste of money, she looks like Newgod's Avatar
     
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  2. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    She looks like she's going to kill someone.
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Or she's just dropped one.
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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  5. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    be very afraid
     
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  6. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Possibly requires a toilet brush to wipe her arse
     
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    <laugh> FFS
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I know, what a ****ing state.
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Whit a horror show of a wummin. Can she not see herself in a mirror? Has she no friends or family who could arrange an intervention?
     
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    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Ah wid
     
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