This morning when walking through reception at work, I espied a gorgeous young girl, of Indochinese ethnicity. Long jet black hair, tanned, short skirt showing an cracking pair of pins. She was very petite, but quite curvy for an Oriental woman. One of the managers met her, and they got in the same lift as me. To my horror, after asking how yesterday went, the manager bird's next question was "So where have your other schoolfriends gone on work experience?" Now when I was at school, we did work experience in the 4th (Year 10 to the whippersnappers of today), so if this is still the case, this youngster is 14 or 15 at the oldest Obviously I didn't know this at first, but am i still a ***** regardless?
Atleast we can describe you to the police if we hear of any child abuse cases in Astley (wherever that is).
****, no. You're a product of evolution. You think your cavemen ancestors would have baulked at mating with a healthy and physically mature young girl just because she was 15? Numbers are a human concept anyway. They have no real meaning. Which is exactly what I told the judge.
She was ****in class mate. I almost went for a toss, but I was running a bit late. Will have to save it for break time
I bet he's got loads of "special friends". Phew, it seems I'm among like-minded people anyway, and I can relax.
Pahaha. Utter filth! But seriously, PointyBirds is right. There's a reason a lot of these backwards Asian countries have lower ages of consent than us.
I propose a reinstatement of the Copulation Act of 1371, which states that "if there be grasse on the wickete, then let us playe ye crickete".
You go girl. PM me when I can legally engage in coital stimulation with what are currently known - somewhat unfairly for you and I - as 'children'.
