Off Topic Short tempered

Or are you mild mannered?

As in about to stot this ****ing phone off a wall?


What if anything phases you? How far can you be pushed?
What boils ya piss (non politics)

The more trivial the better.


Twatting techo ****e.



Sorry. Last thread.


****ing twatting piece of ahite.

 

My temper is my absolute weakness and causes me no end of issues in my personal life.

I blow my top and get frustrated often and it's only ever been to my own detriment.

Sadly, I have to live with it as it will never change.

 

a bruvver in arms

 

I'm cool, calm and collected at all times, always friendly and spreading love and joy too.

You all know this anyway.

 

I once had a laptop for about 4 days before I put my fist through it and I still managed to get my money back on it.

 

I'm very bad tempered as is my son Tees, just a thing with our family I suppose, but we are more than a few words on a forum in our real worlds..

I got turned down by Terry Lawless years ago as a tempered boxer is a bad boxer, those words are true btw and always ring in my ear but a pissed up fighter is the best to knuckle anytime..

I suppose I am worse now after the last 7 years, because simply I didn't realise just how many incompetent people there are in the professional industries, from health to welfare. These people draw their salaries every month for what? I see incompetence now as a GB norm..

 

Never ever saw you like that mate..

Always thought you would have a couple of cats, M&S jim jams, a dead cool alarm clock and a 98" plasma screen TV opposite your bed..

Headphones on cue and towelled bedroom slippers..

Amazing how you get things wrong isn't it Scotty..

 

i don't show my anger at or around people, I tend to stay calm. But if I'm on my own and an inanimate object does not do as its told (like struggling to put a plug in its hole for example) then I am a tornado of fury. I'm like 'YOU ARE BUILT TO FIT IN THIS ****ING HOLE YOU USELESS TWAT PLUG OF A ****ING CUUUUUUUUNNNNNNTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!'

My anger and frustration are more focused towards my own bouts of incompetence!

The number of Atari 2600, Commadore 64, Amiga, MegaDrive, PlayStation and X-Box controllers that I have smashed over the years must come near costing £1000

 

bollocks you would knife someone for looking at you piggy bank lustfully

 

I think you have me mistaken mate, I am a lover not a fighter.

 

yea right and im a giver not a taker, but i would still keep well away from you piggy bank...

 

I have the patience of an oyster 99.999% of the time.




Just don't drive slow in the outside lane in front of me when I need to be somewhere.

There goes my 0.001%

 

Namaste my friend I wish you peace and prosperity.

 

thank you kindly good sir

 

I don't know how I feel about this mind. Ha.

 

Class it as an improper compliment mate..

Sound as a pound you are..

 

****ing M&S slippers man!

 

haha..

 

Ditto.

 

i think, and I'll bet you'll agree, if you took it away though you wouldn't be half a person. It's who you are and what you are, all of your attributes are.

It's just ruined so much in my past having no control over it like.