Just watching a programme on Ch4 about shoplifters, ****ing loads of immigrants nicking stuff, but those ****ing store detectives, the ones who got knocked back from the police and Mcdonalds think they are ****ing starsky and hutch, ****ing knobheads
very impressive,but i can honestly say ive never been caught shoplifting in my life .(booyaanotherthingimgoodat) i suppose you boys will start getting jealous of me soon
Those two Store detectives who thought they were Starsky and hutch will be reading this and they will be feeling your collars very soon
My laptops fked and i have no sound on the bloody thing so i feel like i missing out on half the joke here
what was he saying 'sometimes you kiss your girlfriend and kids goodbye, but you dont know if you will be coming back' I was crying with laughter at this point your a store detective FFS not in afghanistan
Exactly, i was pissing myself laughing, best comedy in years, did you see the stupid twats trawling facebook to get some "intelligence" on the lifters whereabouts.
yeah I saw that. I couldnt believe it. These were the same pair who went on to say that their girlfriends were 'security widows' and the daft ****s worked for free on their days off. Talk about power gone to your head
what got me was they so blatantly wanted someone, any one to nick something and were visibly gutted when the person they were watching went and paid
They were ****ing distraught, and that dummy who showed a way to nick something by "sleeving", if you did that you'd get nicked straight away, putting something down the top of your shirt and then walking out with your arm in the air, comedy gold.
Tight ****, buy her a laptop, live in the now man, they'll be taking the piss out of her, and its all daddies fault
gotta be honest here If i bought my kids a laptop, dont think I would see them again Its bad enough the time they spend on the PC
