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Shola on crutches

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Beardsley's Rancid Sack, May 4, 2013.

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  1. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

    Beardsley's Rancid Sack Well-Known Member

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    Apparently. Can't say I give two ****s quite frankly but some fans might.
     
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  2. Keith Fit

    Keith Fit Well-Known Member

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    Donkey.
     
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  3. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Shola on crutches and I'm on Valium.
     
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  4. LTF

    LTF Well-Known Member

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    Hopefully it's nothing serious, imagine if he lost his lightening pace, or aerial ability! <yikes>
     
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  5. Eddie's British Plodders

    Eddie's British Plodders Well-Known Member

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    It's alright, Pardew will just start bringing on Gosling on 60 minutes instead.
     
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  6. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo, I mean just NO !
     
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  7. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>


    Except that it's true! <grr><steam>
     
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  8. lady-eleanor

    lady-eleanor Well-Known Member

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    There is a God.
     
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  9. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    That'll slow him down a bit.
     
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  10. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Really? I heard it was a ploy to improve his pace.
     
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  11. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

    ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter Well-Known Member

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    Surely Pardew would bring Ameobi on earlier - to compensate for the sudden drop in pace?

    Or, worse, take a player off after sixty minutes and then, in deference to Shola, not replace him at all.
     
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  12. Agent Bruce

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    You'll be hearing, clip clop, clump clump now instead of clip clop clump.
     
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  13. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    That would involve him moving.

    I think the crutches are just to help prop him up and take the weight off of his poor hip.

    If he just stands in the oppo penalty area he'll at least score 1 in every 1,000 passes (the rest will be offside).
     
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  14. Keith Fit

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    People keep saying the word Pardew but all I see is fckin Souness.
     
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  15. Agent Bruce

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    About the same as he's getting now then.
     
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  16. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    I think, as with Lord Voldemort, Pardew should from now on be referred to as 'the one who shall not be named".
     
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  17. Eddie's British Plodders

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    Be fair to Souness - he never oversaw a 3-0 home derby loss, nor a 6-0 home defeat to any team. Nor did he have us participating in a relegation scrap that looks like going to the wire.
     
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  18. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I didn't actually care much about the subs today and can understand the Shola one to a certain extent. They are a big side who were having on top as you'd expect from them at home. So Campbell maybe wouldn't have helped. But Gosling over Anita? Yes he is tiny but then Gosling is hardly Giant Haystacks!
     
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  19. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Giant Haystacks? <laugh>. You're showing your age there Big Daddy!
     
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  20. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh><laugh>:emoticon-0167-beer: Had too many I forgot about the age of some posters. The young'uns should look him up, Saturday afternoons on terrestrial tv were class. Some **** wrestling then a game at 3 with your grandad moaning about the number of blacks in Arsenals team (RIP grandad but you were a racist crazy)
     
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