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Shola Ameobi

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  1. ToonGreg

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    Now in the past we've had various cheik tiote threads, and so i think its about time we had a thread to celebrate the living legend that is SHOLA AMEOBI, everyones favourite BFG :)

    I'll start it off with a few shola facts......

    1. When Shola Ameobi received his star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame, he made his hand prints after the cement was dry.

    2. Shola Ameobi was once involved in a head-on car crash, and he was the only survivor. He was walking at the time.

    3. Shola Ameobi's football boots are actually made of curium, one of the heaviest elements in existence. They were put there by the CIA to slow him down, and defenders are lucky they do.

    4. Shola Ameobi hates playing 'Rock Paper Scissors' because he doesn't believe anything could beat rock. He always chooses rock, and when someone throws paper, he says,"I win." If someone is foolish enough to dispute this, he takes his clenched fist and punches them in the face, then says, "I thought your paper would protect you."

    ............
     
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    ToonGreg, May 18, 2011
  2. TheLittleGeordie

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    Some people say that many years ago a prophet in Sunderland predicted the coming of a mighty striker who would dazzle the people of Sunderland and destroy their football team time and time again.
    No-one expected it to be Shola but hey ho you never can tell
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, May 18, 2011
  3. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Some say his hat collection is so big it would reach the moon
     
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  4. skalpel

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    Would be hilarious if next season Shola scores against them then is subbed off for Sammy who (in bizarre dr who like pass-the-baton fashion) hammers in a hat trick.

    edit- actually forget i said that - the idea of shola starting next season made me want to cry
     
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  5. Aldridge_Prior

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    Shola Ameobi can only count to 23. Because that's enough.
     
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  6. Smudger

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    23 is the number of goals he will score against Sunderland in his career, he foresaw it at birth. Lucky Sammy is number 44 <whistle>
     
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  7. Nobbys Trumpet

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    A Mackem once tried to hit Shola but the peak of his cap got in the way...the rest they say is history!
     
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  8. I want curly hair too

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    He has a picture of his garden in his house
     
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  9. NUFCtomw362

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    Shola Ameobi is number 23 because number 9 was taken and he believed that 2x3 was in fact 9, so settled for that.
     
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  10. Aldridge_Prior

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    Shola Ameobi is allergic to Zoflora
     
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  11. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Some say hes behind them Nigerian scam emails
     
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  12. Agent Bruce

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    No, I think he's the front man.
     
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  13. Darth Gogledd

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    He's actually Shola Ameobi III, King of Nigeria and your long lost cousin who has left you thousands of pounds in his will...
     
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  14. Agent Bruce

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    Oh GRB, my new best friend!
     
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    Agent Bruce, May 18, 2011
  15. TheLittleGeordie

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    But..... He told me I was the only one who could help him move that money between his accounts..... Is there something I'm missing?
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, May 18, 2011
  16. I want curly hair too

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    He told me there was a pigeon in my bank account with flu and he needed my details so they could take it out before the money got contaminated <whistle>

    See fonejacker..
     
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    I want curly hair too, May 18, 2011
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