Incidently, I'm in the People's Republic of Scotchland at the moment to piss off some farmers and tear down some windfarms. I went into a supermarket this morning and the liquor aisle was cordoned off with some message saying that your Scotch government has passed laws making it illegal to sell booze in the early morning. What sort of nanny state are you sissies running over there? Are you happy that your representatives treat you like children? Why don't you have the cojones to stand up to that slimeball Salmond and his helmet-headed successor?