Off Topic Sherlock Dorts and the hunt for the Fake Fredor

Here we go dorts.

The sleuthing starts here....

 

Thank you DCI Chippy Thanks also to Patrick Bateman who triggered this manhunt and subsequent enquiry thread with his (entirely failed) Fredorendum thread

First of all, a message to Fredor the Fake.....we...I...will get you

You have left too many clues within your garbled messages...if you have another account and you are also posting as someone else, your writing traits will give yourself away. I have already ascertained that you rarely use full stops (and other punctuation) in your posts, the significance of this is that having searched through my main suspects no one else does this....except one other poster...one of ours.

More to follow later. In the meantime, would anyone like to grass up pass on any vital information which may help the investigation?

 

1) I used to indulge in long pointless conversations with Fredor in the morning Jakarta Time. These would normally last until about lunchtime (Jakarta time). After I had my lunch and went back to the computer Fredor would have gone but Pouchy would be there.

2) I think you need to check back but I can't recall Pouchy ever having a conversation with Fredor.

3) I remember Fredor having a go at Benitez and also saying we shouldn't have sacked Pardew.

I will leave it with you Dorty to assess the significance and implications of each of these facts.

 

All noted in the little black book

However, Pouchy does use the dreaded full stops which seems to rule him out...for now.

 

I hope my convivial relationship and respectful rapport with Fredor doesn't make me a suspect.

 

I've just checked your posting history, too many full stops to be in the frame (not that you ever were). I think your post 'Fredor's a c*nt' gives it away

 

Whilst not wishing to influence the enquiry, can I suggest that, whichever mod or ex-mod ii turns out to be is hung, drawn and quartered on a gibbet outside Fenwicks.

Keep up the good work Dorts.

 

Is Monty a suspect?

 

Monty is suspect mate but maybe not a suspect.

 

You're trying to tell me somebody actually pretends to be this guy?
What jollies can you get from that seriously.
Gotta say, my own investigation (I've gone rogue) suggests he who smelt it, dealt it

 

Nice one Heed, good tip, can you check out his history for those damned full stops?

 

Chippy? He started this damn thread

 

I think not, the only full stops he has are when his brain stops working....which is always.

 

I've thought from the very start that Fredor is one of us, just trying to weed him out. He's worried. Very worried. I can sense it.

 

No I'm not.
I mean no he's not.
Actually I think it's a syndicate of mods working around the clock. Chippy and his IP bullshit was just meant to throw us off the scent

 

It's clearly no one from the Sunderland board because, to my knowledge, nobody's been offered for a fight yet

 

Maybe its chappaz risen from the dead.

 

Wheeze chappaz marra?