Found out today, that last year I was at a wedding function which was also attended by Jak Alnwick.
Found out today, that last year I was at a wedding function which was also attended by Jak Alnwick.
Did he replace an injured best man half way through?
Right! Attention everyone, we have some work to do!
I just heard from a certain AGENT BRUCE who believes he should be back online and posting within a week or two.
We need to sort out a welcome back party! So we need to clean this place up, order in some beer, wine, no - make that champagne, food, a DJ & disco, some dancing girls, oh and some of those blow up sheep he really likes.
Well, don't just sit there gawping! MOVE IT! Come on people!
Does he know the Sexy Poll has gone?
We'll break that to him gently once he's back - don't want to scare him away before he gets here.
He'll be gutted, he'll see Kendra Wilkinson poll and think she was the fittest one in this years 'I'm a Celebrity Get me Out of Here.' Poor guy, not Nadia or Melanie Sykes.
He's more of an Edwina Curry kinda guy, so we might be OK.

^^^ PS don't tell him I said that ^^^![]()
, who do you think he is John Major.He's more of an Edwina Curry kinda guy, so we might be OK.
Whereas ACS is more a John Curry kind of guy.
Never heard of him.
Merry Christmas my Geordie friends.. Hope you all have a thoroughly splendid time..![]()
Merry Christmas my Geordie friends.. Hope you all have a thoroughly splendid time..![]()
Merry Christmas my Geordie friends.. Hope you all have a thoroughly splendid time..![]()