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i can actually see how this happened "will you just shut up! i swear to christ i'll throw myself out of this ****ing car!" "phft. no you wont" combined with a short bitter laugh and a roll of the eyes ker-thump.
You've been in that situation before. If a bird is annoying me I blow spit bubbles it's been my standard defense mechanism for teachers and women since 1997. It honestly works; if someone is getting on your case and you can't be bothered arguing anymore just blow spit bubbles and let it dribble down your chin like a spazmo. Works every time!
I fail specatularly at relationships mainly because of things like dribbling instead of arguing back. I don't fall for mind games and 90% of birds play them and can't be arsed with guys who are susceptible to them. A lassie I was seeing told me her Physiotherapist was a young, good-looking guy to make me jealous. I told her she should **** him because if I had a female one who was stunning I'd have been firing right into her. She wasn't impressed by that one.
i am completely incapable of picking up on signals or any of that pish, on the rare occasions i do i generally choose to just ignore it as i usually dont give a **** or (when i realise she's pissed of) just pretend its not happening. its the same when chatting to birds, i will be oblivious to the fact that anything is happening until they say something about getting a taxi back to theres, round about then i might cotton on to whats happening but there's a fair to good chance that i'll reply "why? i live on the other side of town. dumbass"
