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Off Topic Shaving your bits in a hotel room

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    i had this debate a bit back with a colleague at work. He shaves and beets most of his body below the neck and only ever does it when he’s staying In hotels.

    His justification is that he then won’t have to unblock his sinks and bath and that by doing it in various different bathrooms around the country he isn’t really doing any harm.

    Is he a weirdo or does he have a logical base for his behaviour?
     
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    <laugh> Your 'mate' is some weirdo marra <laugh>
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Better than that, I had a debate with my fellow caravanners: Instead of blocking your own portable toilet in your van, is it acceptable to just **** in a bag and chuck it in the farmer's field <good fertiliser and all that>? :)
     
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    I’d personally find a hotel bog :)
     
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    Just dump in a carrier and sling it over the hotel balcony. Especially if there are any mackems below <whistle>
     
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  8. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Seriously what sort of company do you keep?
     
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    But to answer what you asked - no, he is a ****wit! His rationale is flawed as if others did this then the situation is that he contributes to blocking up loads of sinks/baths then some poor person in each of these hotels has to clean up multiple peoples filth!

    Tell him not to put it down the drain - not that hard. Clean it up with tissue like he clearly has to for other things and put it in the bin.

    To put it bluntly he is a CNUT
     
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    He’s 26 and a bit of a perv.
     
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    My missus also shaves herself in hotel rooms, that's if she can the flymo past security.
     
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  12. Dorty Dogbreath

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    <laugh> which of your alter egos is this marra?
     
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    Cnut.
     
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    His mate is an oddball gorilla I guess?

    A few pubes don’t poison the world.
     
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    In your bio it says you are the real general lee. Is the other one the imposter then?
     
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    Think your mate needs to meet my daughter. She used to nick my Gillette to shave her legs (at least she said it was just her legs). Nothing worse than going to shave and finding black leg hairs stuck between the blades.
     
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    I sit the wrong way around on the toilet and shave my pubes inc the barse area ... Flush job done no mess.
     
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    The other tactic is to think laterally and shave into lots of bog roll then Screw up into a ball and quickly flush.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    I get my Mrs to shave my balls but only when she is in a good mood.
     
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