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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by User Deleted, Jan 13, 2014.

  1. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    How much would you say you enjoy sex?

    Does it depend on the partner, whether they're any good, how attractive they are etc? If it felt THAT good you'd cum really quickly?

    I've had my problems in the past as you all know, but now I've remedied them and overdone it and now can't cum, so right now I don't enjoy it very much. It was much better when I was a premature ejaculator. Now it just feels like shoving my dick in and out a hole with no feeling, it's numb and doesn't tickle or anything.

    I used this forum: pegym.com to find out the relevant techniques and exercises but it ended up ****ing me up so I have no problem if any of you guys (or Newgod) want to attack it because I have little use for it anymore.
     
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  2. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Sorry to hear of your issues with women and not being able to jizz.

    Have you tried pumping a bloke to see if that helps?
     
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  3. User Deleted

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    Nah, doubt I could get it up tbh
     
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  4. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    You never know. Or have someone - or ten guys - pump yer bird while you have a **** <ok>
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    That's a great idea, I don't recall ST ever mentioning his sexual inadequacies so it maybe that woofters always have the horn, what with them being so gay and everything, like ST.
     
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  6. User Deleted

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    See ****ing I can do. I can cum to porn but it takes a while and vibrators on my nipples etc
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    That worked for me <ok>
     
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  8. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I commend your honesty beale. But i dont recommend it. Far better to be all buttoned up and reppressed, then slink off to the docks at night...
     
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  9. RAVENBLACK

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    Go to Belgrade Bealey.

    That will get the juices flowing.
     
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  10. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I'll shag anything. Male, female, animal. Never had any problems cumming.

    Maybe you've ran out of spunk bealy?
     
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  11. User Deleted

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    haha I'll keep that in mind for the future Archers

    Come on guys, all you shaggers must have something to add
     
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  12. User Deleted

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    Nah I can cum when ****ing but it takes ages.
     
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  13. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Do you drink? I sometimes take ages when I've had a few. Getting the balance between too few (cum quickly) and too many (can't come at all) is quite tricky right enough.
     
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    Don't drink that much. Rarely.

    Might have to give up the porn
     
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  15. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Become a Nun Bealey.
     
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  16. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I'm getting worse as I get older.

    I need to cum regularly or it's over in minutes so a **** every few days seems to be the order of the week these days.

    Don't worry, Bealey, things will work out in the end for you. Just be careful for what you wish for, unless it's an elephant on a skateboard, that would be AWESOME!!
     
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  17. User Deleted

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    Aye i **** like every night for about 2 hours at times maybe I should cut back. You **** too much it affects your erection quality too
     
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  18. Null

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    You're a porn addict ...

    Your brain has conditioned you to only cum whilst watching scud. You are ruined forever...
     
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  19. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    It sounds like he has a fetish and can only cum while engaged in or masturbating to said sexual proclivity.

    'mon bealy, spill the beans (excuse the pun!)
     
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  20. User Deleted

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    wELL i NEED TO TRY AND REVERSE IT
     
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