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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Chancer, Dec 6, 2011.

  1. Chancer

    Chancer Member

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    Got chatting to some bird in a club.

    She whispered "do you fancy coming back to mine. I've got a fanny the size of a polo"

    I said "Oh yes"

    When we got back to her place I pulled down her knickers and gasped.

    She said "surprised?"

    "Totally I thought you meant the mint not the ****ing car"

    <sorry>
     
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    Chancer, Dec 6, 2011
  2. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Dec 6, 2011
  3. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    First time I've heard that joke in i dunno 15 years?
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Dec 6, 2011
  4. Chancer

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    <grr> you that old
     
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    Chancer, Dec 6, 2011
  5. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    I'm 25 you ****. polos are more than 10 years older than me and actual polos are older than that.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Dec 6, 2011
  6. - SW6 -

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    Did you know that the current VW Polo is the same size as the orginal Mk1 Golf?

    No thanks needed, anytime<ok>
     
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    - SW6 -, Dec 6, 2011

  7. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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