Off Topic Sexual Self Abuse

[Uber_Hoop]

SADLY I WAS TOP WXXXXXX BUT UNFORTUNATELY AT 62 YEARS OF AGE IM LEFT WITH A BUTTON MUSHROOM
I WENT TO THE DOCTOR GET SOME VIAGRA I WAS SO EXITED LAYING THERE IN THE BEDROOM
BUT TO MY GREAT SADNESS NOT EVEN A LITTLE REACTION
THATS I T I THOUGHT THE END OF ANY SEXUAL ACTION
SO NOW I DRIVE AS POORLY AS I CAN SO PEOPLE WILL SCREAM AT ME AT THE TOP OF THERE VOICE YOU WXXXER
I FEEL LIKE DRIVING DOWN TO BEACHY HEAD AND TYING MY PRIVATES TO AND ANCHOR
SAYING GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD,ITS SO SO VERY SAD
ANYWAY ENOUGH OF ME DOES ANYBODY ELSE HERE SUFFER LIKE THIS I HOPE ITS NOT JUST ME THAT WOULD BE SAD
OVER TO YOU KIWI
ARE YOU THE SAME OR IS IT JUST ME

It's just you, Chode-features.

 

[Windom Earle]

Tie the anchor on Ted but leave it a few days before you travel

You may find your button mushroom has turned into a stinkhorn

You always find love

Wherever theres a ****er

 

[qprted]

WELL JOKING IS GOOD BUT THE SUBJECT HERE IS WRONG WHEN YOU CONSIDER,THE SERIOUS ABUSE CASE THAT IS GOING ON AT THE MIOMENT
THIS WHOLE THREAD NEEDS TO BE TAKEN DOWN I THINK ITS INAPROIPIATE
I KNOW ITS GOOD TO HAVE A JOKE BUT SOME THINGS ARE PERHAPS JUST NOT FUNNY,ESPECIALLY AS FEMALES MIGHT BE READING THIS CXXX
SO I HOPE THE MODS SCRAP THIS THREAD
PERHAPS 999 COULD DO THE BUISNESS PUT IT IN THE BIN WHERE IT BELONGS

 

[QPR999]

WELL JOKING IS GOOD BUT THE SUBJECT HERE IS WRONG WHEN YOU CONSIDER,THE SERIOUS ABUSE CASE THAT IS GOING ON AT THE MIOMENT
THIS WHOLE THREAD NEEDS TO BE TAKEN DOWN I THINK ITS INAPROIPIATE
I KNOW ITS GOOD TO HAVE A JOKE BUT SOME THINGS ARE PERHAPS JUST NOT FUNNY,ESPECIALLY AS FEMALES MIGHT BE READING THIS CXXX
SO I HOPE THE MODS SCRAP THIS THREAD
PERHAPS 999 COULD DO THE BUISNESS PUT IT IN THE BIN WHERE IT BELONGS

Good call Ted.