My wife has just started reading '50 shades of grey', she is 130 pages in and I'm knackered and can't take anymore, she's threatening to buy books 2&3 as well
it's spousal abuse
don't let your mrs get hold of a copy or you'll never be the same again 
it's spousal abuse
don't let your mrs get hold of a copy or you'll never be the same again 
............................................room for one more dude


