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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Have you ever ****ed so much you've pissed yourself?

    If not try using lotion or lube and instead of tugging yourself rub the bell end and continue after shooting your load, if you carry on it will make you piss.

    No, don't thank me, it's a pleasure to help.
     
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    GroveRanger, Mar 1, 2013
  2. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    This could be invaluable advice for those needing to extinguish small fires. Thank you.
     
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  3. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I hate having the tip of my bell end touched.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Mar 1, 2013
  4. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Hello <cool>
     
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  5. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  6. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Joker was conceived from sex wee <ok>
     
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    Toby, Mar 1, 2013
  7. Cristòfol

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  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    That sounds like a long process
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Mar 1, 2013
  9. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Even better when your boyfriend does it for you and you cum and piss in his mouth.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Mar 1, 2013
  10. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Apparently I pissed inside my missus immediately after shooting my load once. I don't remember, I was ****faced <laugh>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Mar 1, 2013

  11. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    The ability to piss through an erect penis strongly suggests dormant hermaphroditism.

    Fact.
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Mar 1, 2013
  12. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Nice Tits?
     
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    Hugh Briss, Mar 1, 2013
  13. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    The need to piss after sex is an instinctive evolutionary trait to prevent acquiring a UTI <ok>

    True story

    <buzzkillington>
     
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    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction, Mar 1, 2013
  14. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Thanks for explaining that doc. Now, can you explain why I sometimes awaken with a shaft as rigid as a telegraph pole yet busting for a piss which can only be achieved once the rigidity has dispersed?
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Mar 1, 2013
  15. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Just stand a few yards back from the toilet and as long as you judge the trajectory correctly you'll be fine.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Mar 1, 2013
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    rogueleader suave gringo

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  17. Keith Lemon

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    worth a try
     
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    Keith Lemon, Mar 3, 2013

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