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Severe Mope Warning

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  1. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    It's the first anniversary of a certain event and the government has issued a Severe Mope Warning, particularly around parts of the North East.

    There follows an explanation of the various warning levels.

    Mope warning codes

    Our mope service has three types of warnings that will help you prepare for moping and take action.

    They are:

    • Mope Alert
    • Mope Warning
    • Severe Mope Warning


    Mope Alert


    What it means

    Moping is possible. Be prepared.

    When it's used

    Two hours to two days in advance of moping.

    What to do

    • Be prepared to act on your mope plan.
    • Prepare a mope kit of essential items.
    • Monitor local mope levels and the mope forecast on our website.


    Mope Warning


    What it means

    Moping is expected. Immediate action required.

    When it's used

    Half an hour to one day in advance of moping.

    What to do

    • Move family, pets and valuables to a safe place.
    • Turn off gas, electricity and water supplies if safe to do so.
    • Put mope protection equipment in place.


    Severe Mope Warning


    What it means

    Severe moping. Danger to life.

    When it's used

    When moping poses a significant threat to life.

    What to do

    • Stay in a safe place with a means of escape.
    • Be ready should you need to evacuate from your home.
    • Co-operate with the emergency services.
    • Call 999 if you are in immediate danger.


    Warnings no longer in force

    What it means

    No further moping is currently expected in your area.

    When it's used

    When mope levels begin to return to normal.

    What to do

    • Be careful. Mopery may still be around for several days.
    • If you've been moped, ring your insurance company as soon as possible.
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    No mope here.
     
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  4. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Jesus Christ time flies.
     
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  6. Go G YellowScreen

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    Aye, a year goes at some speed. No hanging around.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Hope his family and friends curse the cowardly **** for what he is.
     
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