Off Topic Setting up a new business..?

Ok here we go..

If you were setting up a business in this day and age, what would it be?

I'd probably go for a fancy box of sea salt and balsamic vinegar for people's fish and chips on monthly subscription, get 50% off your first box.. or maybe..

A new form of virtual mechanic you can get via an app that shows you how to change your flat tyre, top up your oil, change your screen water, keep you company on lonely nights and offer advice on diy surgery.. the world is your oyster..

laid in hospital bored, sounded good in my head ... go for it..

 

Good thread...I still aspire to do something for myself someday soon

but what?

That’s where I get stuck

Then the financial risks?

 

Tattoo removal - it’ll be huge in years to come.

 

Heat pump company, absolutely guaranteed to boom.

Or a line of vegan supplements and meal boxes, with a green, carbon neutral supply chain and delivery service cos that’s exactly where the world is going.

 

Vegan supplements and meal boxes is a absolute winner Tel... Not sure about heat pumps mind, pretty sure my farts are released 60+degrees..

 

Heat pumps are the future mate. Trust me.

 

Making virus antidotes

Working on one now

 

Hand sanitizer distribution

 

I wouldn’t have thought ****ing into an egg cup and adding chilli sauce would do much pal.

 

This lad's got his head screwed on


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-england-leeds-51843128

 

Its a start

 

Pimping fetish hookers of varying ethnicities and size in Mitcham

 

Sometimes you've just got to go for it, if you've got an idea that you think will work.

I ditched a £40k+ job to start my business and I didn't throw a ton of cash at it to get it up and running either. I've gradually ploughed more into it as it's made more money, but even today it's still a micro business. Just me, myself and I. It doesn't turn big bucks, but it gives me absolute freedom in my life ... and that is priceless.

 

That’s what it’s about for me too

 

A man can't put a price on his freedom. So striking out on your own is always a risk worth taking, because the rewards are so high.

When I did it, I was like 'What's the worse that can happen if it doesn't work?' .....I'd have to get another job....pfft

 

You trying to sponge on my multi millionaire ideas joe,?

 

Wish I had thought of the idea of buying cheap crap food and selling it to lazy b******s who can't be bothered to cook or even heat up
I could have called it Just throwup or Deliverpoo or Uber Con

 

You thought about microbe meals! Blimey mate, you missed the boat there.

 

Years ago I worked for a very entrepreneurial bloke who was never afraid to take a risk. His favourite saying was, “if it goes tits up, I can always drive a milk float” (that shows how long ago this was).

I think you need to be a certain kind of person though. I like the security of knowing exactly how much I’m going to be earning each month

 

I've decided going to run a business selling laxatives, I'm generally full of shhite anyway

Laxatives will be in high demand once this virus takes hold, and they've eaten all that fooking pasta they've bought!