A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. > They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and > would just walk home. > > On the way home he stopped at the hardware Store and bought a > bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and > picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling > outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire > purchases home.. > > While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old > lady who told him she was lost. She asked, 'Can you tell me how to > get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?' The farmer said, 'Well, as a matter > of fact, my farm is very close to that house I would walk you there > but I can't carry this lot.' The old lady suggested, 'Why don't you > put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put > a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?' 'Why > thank you very much,' he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home. > > On the way he says 'Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. > We'll be there in no time.' The little old lady looked him over > cautiously > then said, 'I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me.. How > do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against > the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?' The farmer > said, 'Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two > chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up > against the wall and do that?' The old lady replied, 'Set the goose > down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the > bucket, and I'll hold the chickens. --- NOTICE ---
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