Transfer Rumours Sels Fall Through

So apparently Anderlecht can't afford a bag of Walkers Cheese and Onion crisps in exchange for Matz Sels - if they are that skint who could we get off of them at a Sports Direct price?

 

seemingly Anderlecht threw Sels a huge bag of money to give to Ashley
unfortunately he dropped it

 

Maybe we should have asked for a sausage roll and not a bag of opened crisps?

 

Ffs

 

I think I know why they're not buying him.

They've seen him play.

 

I like him. I don't think he did much wrong, especially compared to Darlow.

Dubravka has come in and done well, but we'll see what he's like after a clanger and we're in the bottom 3, as will inevitably be the case next year.

If we need to offload before we buy, we might as well not bother expecting anything but relegation.

 

I don't think Sels looked all that bad to be honest. Our best early season form came with him in the side in the Championship. He had a rocky spell and was completely discarded. However world cup year may have meant he demanded a move. The only thing that bugs me is he wasn't great with his feet. A key aspect Rafa looks for. Did he not bother watching him?

 

Its a waste of time buying and selling players because we over achieved and soon we will get relegated.

 

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god - we will get relegated but we won't sell our best players

 

We have no best players to sell!!!!

 

Lascelles has already left?

 

No, I was joking!