sectarian merchandise.

I`m thinking of going into a new line of business , " sectarian merchandise " ; It `ll be a number of novelty gift items for the bigot in your life at times like christmas, birthdays, fathers day etc.

First to roll into production will be the perfect gift for snooker loving huns ...... the " Big Jock Cue "


But I`m still looking for something to satisfy the Tim market , any suggestions ?

 

Provo-cheque book cover?

Sinn Fein Guards?

 

get them an orange wok

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thats gonna be hard to top , massive 5-a-side market etc

 

I nearly got my mate an orange wok for a moving in present......................


Mr Tedi ????

 

Currant buns?

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A range of T-shirts:

Front: "I'm an Orange Bastard and all I got was this lousy T-shirt".

Back "****ing Fenian ****"

 

can you imagine the Daily Record "human interest " story of a family friendly cup final where two friends go along..... one wearing an " Im with this orange bastard " T-shirt , while the other wears "Im with this fenian **** "