That's nowt compared to kicking the bed leg, at 3 o'clock in the morning, post piss, stumbling back to bed, in the dark, with your little toe, with no slippers on. Gas and air. Tens machine. Heroin. Nothing's stopping that exquisite agony. Popping a couple of thirteen pounders out of your foof is surely a breeze compared to that.
I thought it came across a bit creepy as well Chazz, they came across as more controlling then most big companies..