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Not a thread about sub-standard clothing or how long you last in bed but what did you always push to the front of the queue for at school dinners?

If there was ever any spare I'd always get more spam fritters but would take on anyone who got in the way of me and seconds of chocolate pudding with chocolate custard.

What did you look forward to getting another helping of?

 

E45 cream

 

**** school did you go to dishing put Chocolate Pudding?

I took a packed lunch, Belfast bap and a packet of Worcester sauce crisps for about 5 years in primary school. Whip out the inside of the bap and fill it with the crisps.

****ing beautiful but probably didn't do my arteries any favours.

 

I remember being particularly keen on the sausages.

For pudding? I remember a sort of a crunchy hard chocolate cakey thing, with either pink or green custard. I used to eat it in tiny instalments so to make it last longer.

As soon as I left the infants school I went straight onto packed lunches.

 

I too ended up on packed lunch and in fairness to my parents it was more to do with health than finances. I was on free school dinners because we were poor urchins but all those second helpings must have contributed to me being a fat c.unt and it was brown bread sarnies with lots of fruit and carrot sticks instead of dumpling stew and that coconut cake with the jam on top.

The out and out worst school dinner was salad. One round of luncheon meat with a dollop of cold mashed potato surrounded by grey looking lettuce and to really finish it off they poured tomato juice over the top of it. That and trying to kid us that we were getting chips which just turned out to be parsnips shaped like chips, the callous bastids.

 

I looked like the most innocent of angels so one of the dinner ladies always put aside for me my favourite dish of fried chicken and chips.

 

I used to get what I called a jam cake. It was jam with frosty flakes stuck in it with custard over the top. Sounds rank, but it was pure necta

 

This thread is the beginning of the end of GC.

Even ER wouldn't stoop this ****ing low

PS: ER was in the news again yesterday

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-38518647

 

As sh.it as this may be it is still more popular than your last excuse for a thread and we've already covered the Viagra OAP on another thread. You put the F in Fail veg boy.

 

Quentin loves a hot sausage, Please sir I want some more, was what nobody ever said about this thread, Grove's delight as boy's sausage fell out of pants, Grove took penis for packed lunch, because his mum said it would fill him up, Grove used penis to snowplow to front of queue, Grove offered penis in hot dog bun w/ mustard, Grove delight at syringing sperm in to school milk, Grove stretched ball sack over boy's face

 

Impressive. Most impressive. Especially about being able to use my chap as a snow plough (if only)